Johnson, Woody, Johnny, my little friend, Mt. Rushmore, Willy, no matter what slang men use when referencing the penis, why does it always come down to size?
Can someone please explain to me what’s with men’s obsession with penis size? I mean it’s crazy and seems to affect even the most intelligent of men.My husband and his friends constantly make jokes about each others size down there. Even his most educated comrades are not above a comment or two. One is actually a doctor, a chief of radiology, in fact, that reverts to the penis jokes with my husband most of all. There is a constant barrage of small penis jokes when they are together.
So what’s this all about? Is it insecurity? A show of vitality or heterosexuality? The fact is, when it comes down to it (no pun intended), the size of a man’s sex organ does not affect how many children he can father. As far as attracting women, although length and girth can definitely affect pleasure, having a small “Johnson” is not a deal breaker. If I loved someone it wouldn’t matter what size he was. Don’t forget there are many other ways a man can pleasure a women; like helping with the dishes once in a while.
Meantime, because of the touchy subject, I feel that I should take this opportunity to state for my husband’s sake that yes, he is well endowed.
Here are 10 funny love quotes for you to enjoy as you prepare for Valentines Day, just days away.
1. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
2. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
3. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
4. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
5. Freud
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”
6. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
7. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
8. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
9. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
10. Melanie Clark
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
It’s 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn’s gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue’s sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.
“See those two?” a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. “They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!” Read more
