Johnson, Woody, Johnny, my little friend, Mt. Rushmore, Willy, no matter what slang men use when referencing the penis, why does it always come down to size?

Can someone please explain to me what’s with men’s obsession with penis size? I mean it’s crazy and seems to affect even the most intelligent of men.My husband and his friends constantly make jokes about each others size down there. Even his most educated comrades are not above a comment or two. One is actually a doctor, a chief of radiology, in fact, that reverts to the penis jokes with my husband most of all. There is a constant barrage of small penis jokes when they are together.

So what’s this all about? Is it insecurity? A show of vitality or heterosexuality? The fact is, when it comes down to it (no pun intended), the size of a man’s sex organ does not affect how many children he can father. As far as attracting women, although length and girth can definitely affect pleasure, having a small “Johnson” is not a deal breaker. If I loved someone it wouldn’t matter what size he was. Don’t forget there are many other ways a man can pleasure a women; like helping with the dishes once in a while.

Meantime, because of the touchy subject, I feel that I should take this opportunity to state for my husband’s sake that yes, he is well endowed.